In the sixties, the actress Barbara Hershey appeared in a film called The Seagull, and was so moved by it that she changed her name to Barbara Seagull. After a fairly short time, probably in some embarrassment, she changed it back.

Suppose some of our other, more recent cinematic luminaries had been similarly moved? We could have had Bruce Twelve Monkeys. Uma Kill Bill. Jack Batman. Jamie Lee Halloween. Ewan Trainspotting. Kate Titanic. You get the idea.

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In other news, if you wear your grey hoodie with the hood up over your red baseball cap, then from the back and sides you look like a duck. Presumably this is the intention...